Somewhere between waking up and walking into the office, the following song wrote itself in my consciousness:

Pokemon!
Gotta catch ’em all!
We’re bigger than Dragonball!
Pokemon!
You’re my best friend:
You’re a franchise without end!
Pokemon!
We are on TV!
We’re better than Disney!
Pikachu is my waifu!
Pokemon!
Pokemon!

Strongly considering singing this during my Twitch livestream this evening… 😀